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faygo-fuckyourself:

So I received these contacts for a review recently!

First opening them, all I could think was how big they were! They’re lovely in person, not super opaque from first look but a really nice shade of green.

I let them soak in solution for a couple hours and proceeded to pop them in!

My…

vamellope:

lyricynicism:

vamellope:

straight males in yogurt shop tolerance level: 0

The worst is when I give a little boy a pink spoon (or he even ASKS for a pink spoon!) and his mom and dad glare at me as if I’m Satan himself trying to corrupt their kid with a fucking colored disposable spoon.

REAL TALK

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui


I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

dynastylnoire:

kriminals:

singapore’s local newspaper has no chill

SHOTS FIRED

dynastylnoire:

kriminals:

singapore’s local newspaper has no chill

SHOTS FIRED

shouldnt:

when you get home from school and just 

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ilikegirlsbro:

This fucked me up

slangwang:

GeT iT, bRoThEr? :o)

(based on this gem)

oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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kazi-is-amazing:

tHAT WAS SO CUTE??? ????????